Why did it have to be me that was chosen in this world to rule the rest of you and advise you?

Somebody had to do it!Why did it have to be me that was chosen in this world to rule the rest of you and advise you?
you dont rule me.Why did it have to be me that was chosen in this world to rule the rest of you and advise you?
i think you have some serious problem
with a name like donald, perhaps you're delusional.
It is God's will oh great one.
appearently you don't live in the real world as everyone else....when i read the papers and watch the news, why don't i hear about you as a country's leader; let alone a world reader. you are living in your own world!
Hehe Haha Hoohoo...Oh dear, you make me laugh in a funny way. I sound like a monkey on crack.
Sorry my mistake! You were the only one laughing.
are you full of it?
You don't seem to be getting to grips with the job
Isn't it awful? I have the same responsibility in my area. Whew!





Running other people's lives is tough. . . .deciding what's best for them and keeping them out of trouble. Don't smoke that, put that beer down, quit looking at those movies, brush your teeth, fight the terrorists over there so we don't have to fight them over here, buy this car instead of that one, don't wear your hair like that, drive slower, drive faster, shop here, vote for this guy, don't ask questions, you're having too much sex, you're not having enough sex, you're having sex with the wrong person, sex is evil, use Sprint instead of Cellular South, eat at Wendy's, DO NOT wash mixed colors together. Bush is Jesus, Bush is Satan, Bush is just some guy that wound up President, Bush doesn't exist, Bush is really Clinton, Clinton is stupid, Madeline Albright is a Klingon, fat girsl are really better looking than slender girls, men are evil, cats are better than dogs, lift with your legs not your back . . .





It is EXHAUSTING, and it goes on and on and on and on.





Thankfully, folks like us are here to keep this world together.








Hang in there, Buddy. These morons are lost without us.
could have been me - but thanks for ur hard work
Are you in a parallel universe because you are obviously not in my world?
Only cos you tripped me up!!! Cheat!!!
Because you are special. You decided to take on this job and boy let me tell you, you're doing SWELL!!!





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I suspect that answering stupid questions all day long might give you delusions of grandeur. ';jee, I helped Billy cheat on his essay today, truly I am the oracle';