The other evening whilst my man Bagthorpe (87) and I were out for a midnight pheasant hunt on Lord Smythes grounds we came across a group of unsightly chaps hoodling around a camp fire, I seems that Lord Smythe has what is described as the “gypo Infestia” squatting in the woods near to the lake.
Should we inform the authorities or should we just leave them to grow and infest the estate like the plague of Babylon? What do you say please advise?Plagued by the “Gypo Infestia” please advise?
I say, invite them in for tea and crumpets.
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